In preparation for this afternoon’s hockey pool draft, I decided I should figure out what position all the hotties on my list actually play, given that we need to have one goalie and to pick a certain number of defenseman. And then I thought I should have photos of these boys handy to help me to decide during the draft. Here is the result of that research!
Rick DiPietro, NY Islanders
Mikko Koivu, Minnesota Wild
Taylor Pyatt, Vancouver Canucks
(note: scores points for his pretty blue eyes)
|Zach Parise, NJ Devils||Left Wing||24||No|
|Scottie Upshall, Philadelphia Flyers||Right wingloses points for going by the name “Scottie”||24||No|
|Brendan Morrison, Anaheim Ducks||Centre||33||hell no|
|Sidney Crosby, Pittsburgh Penguins||Centre||21||hell yeah|
|Mattias Ohlund, Vancouver Canucks||Defense||32||No|
|Mike Comrie, NY Islanders||Centre||28||No|
|Benoit Pouliot, Minnesota Wild||Left Wing||21||Yup|
|Vincent Lecavalier, Tampa Bay Lightning||Centre||28||No|
|Mark Bell, Toronto Maple Leafs||Left Wing||28||No, but apparently he has recently been in jail|
|Jarome Iginla, Calgary Flames||Right Wing||31||No|
|Paul Gaustad, Buffalo Sabres||Centre||26||No|
|Martin St. Louis, Tampa Bay Lightning||Right Wing||33||No|
|Martin Biron, Philadelphia Flyers||Goalie||31||No|
|Joffrey Lupul, Philadelphia Flyers||Right Wing||25||No|
|Derek Roy, Buffalo Sabres||Centre||25||No|
|Brad Isbister, Ottawa Senators||Left Wing||31||No|
|Markus Naslund, New York Rangers||Left Wing||35||Nu uh|
|Georges Laraque, Montreal Canadiens||Right Wing||31||No|
|Kris Letang, Pittsburgh Penguins||Defense||21||Uh, yeah|
|Mike Komisarek, Montreal Canadiens||Defense||26||No|
|Josh Gorges, Montreal Canadiens||Defense||24||No|
|Jason Pominville, Buffalo Sabres||Right Wing||25||No|
|Jonathan Toews, Chicago Blackhawks||Centre||20||Indeed|
|Patrick Kane, Chicago Blackhawks||Right Wing||19||Yikes!|
|Dustin Brown, LA Kings||Left Wing||23||No. Just squeaks by the cutoff age!|
|Carey Price, Montreal Canadiens||Goalie||20||Yes|
|Sheldon Souray, Edmonton Oilers||Defense||32||No|
|Craig Rivet, Buffalo Sabres||Defense||34||No|
Thanks to all the wonderful readers who suggested hockey hotties for me to consider.
I’ll be sure to let y’all know who ends up on my team o’hotties!
1Where “jailbait” = below my cougar age
2Out of curiosity, given that all the suggesters were not my usual commenters – how did you find my blog?.
- Rick DiPietro photo by Francis Larrede.
- Taylor Pyatt photo by John Bollwitt
- Zach Parise photo by Jen Kang.
- Scottie Upshall photos by neat1235 and Alison B.
- Sidney Crosby photo by Teka England
- Mattias Ohlund photo by
- Mike Comrie photos both by MPR.
- Vincent Lacavalier photo by kaatiya.
- Jarome Ignila photo by Dinur Blum.
- Paul Gaustad photo by Maureen Landers.
- Martin Biron photo by Maureen Landers. And the other one is also by Maureen Landers.
- Joffrey Lupul photo by neat1325. And Joffrey Lupul is bringing sexy back is by Alison B.
- Derek Roy photo by alygirl20.
- Brad Isbister photo by John Bollwitt.
- Marcus Naslund photo by Richard Eriksson.
- Georges Laraque photo by Natalie Litz.
- Kris Letang photo by Dan4th Nicholas.
- Mike Komisarek photo by Fedayee.
- Josh Gorges photo by Robin Rodrigues and Elliot.
- Jonathan Toews photo by David Kindler.
- Dustin Brown photo by Nichole.
- Craig Rivet photo by Dinur Blum.