Not To Be Trusted With Knives

I was in Shopper’s Drug Mart earlier today and saw gummy tarantulas.  Seriously. A big clear plastic tub filled with 8 legged gummies, complete with cartoony looking spiders on the label.  I wanted to take a picture of it to put on my blog to say “This freaks me out!”

But I couldn’t do it.

Sure the picture on the label was so cartoony that you could have told me that it was an octopus, I would have went “Cute! An octopus!”  But it didn’t say “gummy octopi” on that label, it said “gummy tarantulas”1. And so I’m totally freaked out. To that point that I couldn’t even stay in that aisle.  Gah!

1Even typing that word sends a chill up my spine.

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