Not To Be Trusted With Knives

{April 10, 2008}  

I’m a bit of a Diet Pepsi fanatic¹. So when I saw this product in London Drugs and I just HAD to have it:

Let’s take a closer look at that, shall we?

That’s right. Diet Pepsi with ginseng. So, it’s like a super healthy drink. And I felt completely invigorated after consuming this product. No, really.

¹In fact, my ex used to refer to Diet Pepsi as my “dark master.”

et cetera