Not To Be Trusted With Knives











{December 13, 2007}   Not to Be Trusted to Click a Link

Apparently not everyone cares to hear about my thigh highs. Today I received this lovely message over email:

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE GOD DAMN NOT TO BE TRUSTED WITH KNIVES EMAILS I KEEP GETTING??????????
HO THE FUCK ARE YOU????
STOP SENDING ME YOUR FUCKING USELESS STUPID FUCKING EMAILS….I DONT GIVE A CRAP ABOUT YOUR HOLY MOTHER FUCKING NYLONS
YOU CAN SHOVE EM STRAIGHT UP UR ASS YOU STUPID FUCK
TAKE ME OFF YOUR FUCKING EMAIL LIST

Below this message was my latest blog posting, followed by this:
You are subscribed to email updates from Not To Be Trusted With Knives
To stop receiving these emails, you may unsubscribe now. Email Delivery powered by FeedBurner
Inbox too full? (feed) Subscribe to the feed version of Not To Be Trusted With Knives in a feed reader. If you prefer to unsubscribe via postal mail, write to: Not To Be Trusted With Knives, c/o FeedBurner, 20 W Kinzie, 9th Floor, Chicago IL USA 60610

Perhaps if this individual took the time to READ instead of yelling and swearing at me, they would notice the lines saying “You are subscribed to email updates” and “To stop receiving these emails, you may unsubscribe now.” I can see how it would be difficult to notice the link saying “unsubscribe now,” seeing as it is underlined and in bright blue. Hell, there’s even instructions on how to unsubscribe via snail mail, if you prefer.

Not having much faith in this person’s ability to understand this very complicated procedure, rather than reply I’ve clicked the link to unsubscribe them. But they are now going to seriously miss out on some killer nylon stories.

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Kalev says:

That person is such a beautiful example of just how stupid and rude 99.9% of people are. I feel so much smarter than everyone now. All because I know how to work an “unsubscribe” link.



Anonymous says:

Wow. I can’t imagine being THAT angry about *anything*. Let alone a lively and informative blog about midget nylons.
I’m being serious. That dude is in serious need of Christmas cheer.



Anonymous says:

ooh ooh ooh. You should have let this post go through and THEN unsubscribed the moron.



Sarah says:

My personal favourite line has to be “HO THE FUCK ARE YOU????”

Wicked. And all caps? Totally entices one to take the message more seriously.



Jorge says:

What a moron.

I would continuously keep updating this jackass.

Your thigh-highs are very important.



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