Not To Be Trusted With Knives











{November 5, 2007}   Did Ya Miss Me?

I’m back from my gallivanting. Too tired to write about it all now1, but since a picture is worth a thousand words, here’s 2K worth of words for ya…

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This is me on Halloween night at, let’s say, The Bellagio2.

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This is me and my beloved eBay shoes in, let’s say, The Venetian3. This picture was taken especially for you, blog readers, because I know you *love* updates on the adventures of my ebay shoes.

1Perhaps I’ll pull a Dave and write about *my* trip to Vegas 472 days after said trip.
2 I have to admit that I have trouble remembering which hotel/casino was which because (a) I saw one hell of a lot of hotels/casinos on this trip, (b) each hotel/casino was more ornate than anything I’d *ever* seen in my life, (c) the hotels/casinos were so friggin’ big you could be walking for like half an hour and still be in the same friggin’ hotel/casino, meaning that I often didn’t know which hotel I was in at any given point in time. Also, (d) they give you free drinks.

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Dave says:

“Pulling a Dave.” Indeed. I don’t come here for saucy talk. I get enough of that at home.

Have conferred with Sarah: picture one is definitely the Bellagio. Picture two? Not impossible that that’s the Venetian. Can’t be more certain than that.



Jorge says:

You’d figure that Dave would know each hotel and casino by their carpet swatches he’s been there so many fucking times.

🙂



Beth says:

I have conferred with my photographer and I was, in fact, correct about both the hotels.

You don’t come here for the saucy talk? What other reason could you be here for? Canuck hottie updates?



Kalev says:

I come here to feel superior to everyone else in the world. But then, that’s why I go anywhere. 😛



Anonymous says:

Bat girls. Hot.
Rabbits. Also hot.

🙂



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