Did Ya Miss Me?

I’m back from my gallivanting. Too tired to write about it all now¹, but since a picture is worth a thousand words, here’s 2K worth of words for ya…

This is me on Halloween night at, let’s say, The Bellagio².

This is me and my beloved eBay shoes in, let’s say, The Venetian³. This picture was taken especially for you, blog readers, because I know you *love* updates on the adventures of my ebay shoes.

¹Perhaps I’ll pull a Dave and write about *my* trip to Vegas 472 days after said trip.
² I have to admit that I have trouble remembering which hotel/casino was which because (a) I saw one hell of a lot of hotels/casinos on this trip, (b) each hotel/casino was more ornate than anything I’d *ever* seen in my life, (c) the hotels/casinos were so friggin’ big you could be walking for like half an hour and still be in the same friggin’ hotel/casino, meaning that I often didn’t know which hotel I was in at any given point in time. Also, (d) they give you free drinks.
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