Not To Be Trusted With Knives

{April 20, 2007}   Why I probably shouldn’t have kids

If I had a kid, I would totally teach them to do this:

The best part is how the father tells the kid he loves her after she rhymes off the Canuck player names and referee hand signals. Like if she had got them wrong, he wouldn’t love her anymore.

Kelly says:

Why kids are fun: you can teach them tricks!

(When you visit them, their parents will say “Show Beth your chair. Where are your eyes? Where is your belly button?” etc etc, and so forth. Love it!)

Jorge says:

You know that the parents of this child didn’t want to interrupt their busy hockey schedules.

The best part of that is that is that the kid is probably miles ahead of the parents in intellect.

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