Not To Be Trusted With Knives

{February 15, 2007}   Spoiled

Tamara brought me this necklace back from Thailand:

And this bracelet from Fiji:

We also think she may have brought back dengue virus, but we aren’t quite sure.

Rebecca says:

Are you sure she didn’t bring back this?

Darren says:

Is her tongue black? I believe that’s a symptom.

Courtney-O says:

I love that necklace!! Can I borrow it the next time I go out??

Beth says:

Rebecca – It’s possible. We thought it might be malaria, then perhaps typhoid, then we considered a diagnosis of typho-dengue (a chimeric virus which we believe has only occurred in Tamara). But now we’ve settled on SARS. Yes, we are pretty sure it’s SARS.

I can’t believe I just used the word chimeric.

Darren – Um, I don’t think it is. Although I believe Ebola (another hemorrhagic fever disease) causes black vomit. Yum.

Courtney – Ya, sure! Just drop by anytime you want to borrow it =P

Jorge says:

That necklace is cool.
But some poor bastard is missing part of his eyeball now.

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