Not To Be Trusted With Knives

{March 20, 2006}   Wanted: New Name For Blog

Well, I still need a new name for my blog. Only Dave has been so kind as to make any suggestions for far (thanks Dave! You win 50,000 points!), but I have a feeling that “David Emerson is a Whore” might become dated a little too quickly (especially if this minority government falls because I have a feeling that old Emerson won’t be elected as a “Tory”, at least not in his current riding). So, in my brainstorming, this is what I’ve come up with so far:

  • The Total Perspective Vortex
  • Tastes Like Burning
  • Never Trust Something That Thinks For Itself If You Can’t See Where It Keeps Its Brain

OK, so that’s not a lot of ideas. Does anyone else have any good ideas?

{March 20, 2006}   Palm Pilot Cozy

My sister knitted me this lovely Palm Pilot cozy for my birthday! Isn’t it stylin’?

Now I no longer have to worry about my Palm Pilot case getting scratched up (well, more scratched up than it already is) when I chuck it in my bag with various keys, pens, etc. Hooray for Nancy!

Now, I know that I’m going to alienate at least one of my blog readers (*cough* Rebecca) by saying this, but I totally don’t get the whole knitting thing. Knitting totally became the “in” thing to do when I wasn’t looking! How did that happen?

{March 20, 2006}   The Devil Likes Blogs

I was checking out the hit count for my blog and lo and behold, discovered a shocking fact about the number of visitors I’ve had this month:

Who knew that the devil himself was interested in thesis-themed blogs? In unrelated news, someone on a computer at the Parliament found my blog by Googling “Stephen Harper thesis.”

et cetera