Not To Be Trusted With Knives











{March 7, 2006}   Curiouser and curiouser

I just checked the “Schedule of Upcoming Doctoral Examinations” on the Faculty of Graduate Studies website and apparently on the same day that I’m defending my thesis, at the same time and in the same room, someone named Beth Simpson is defending her Ph.D. in Anthropology & Sociology on Environment, Economics, and Consumption: Conflicting Cultural Models. How curious!

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Mary says:

WANNA SCREW?



Jorge says:

Beth!
It’s your evil twin.
Now is your chance to vanquish her.

Better yet, just set her up with this red peters guy.

Probably a fate worse than death!



Beth says:

I always thought I was the evil twin!

But I agree, this anthropologist doppelganger should be set up with Red Peters. That’ll learn her.



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